Magnetizing Laughter — New From the Swami! Plus A Special “Jest Because” Sale

“I had one of those magnetic healing sessions, and boy — talk about powerful.  I was stuck to my refrigerator for three days.”  — Swami Beyondananda

Dear Friends, Fans and Cosmic Comic Co-Hearts:

For years, people having been coming up to me and saying, “You should have refrigerator magnets with Swami’s sayings!”  I’ve nodded in agreement, and since none of these well-meaning folks were in the fridge magnet business, it simply remained a good idea — until I got the same request from an actual manufacturer.

So now, we DO indeed have several of your favorite Swami’s sayings available as friendly reminders to “enlighten up.”  They’ve been well-received at live events, and now they are available by mail.  Here are the choices (when you order, you will receive a checklist to check off the ones you want):

The best way to illuminate the darkness is to make light of it.

Each of us is totally unique — just like everyone else.

The Creator is watching the Comedy Channel and we are what’s on.

Living in the now will be the wave of the future.

Why don’t we go for “Heaven on Earth” just for the hell of it?

I have expanded my mind so much I can no longer fit through my door … I had to go to a shrink.

Life is a sitcom — so sit calm and enjoy it.

The sky is not falling — we are ascending.

I cannot stress enough how stressful stress can be.

If you’ve been looking for a way to remind yourself to take things a bit less seriously, there’s nothing like refrigerator magnets to make sure the message “sticks.”  Go here to find out more and make your choices.

A Special “Jest Because” Sale

From time to time, we get an urge to clear our awarehouse and turn inventory into out-ventory and this is one of those times, “jest because.”  It’s not Mother’s Day, it’s not Father’s Day, and the theme of Memorial Day is a bit too somber for laughing out loud.

Nonetheless, the latest studies show that 4 out of 5 adults suffer from irregular-hilarity, and with full-blown humorrhoids on the rise, we couldn’t idly sit by without offering up Swami’s laughsitives for absurdly low prices.  To paraphrase those 60s icons, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, laughter will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no laughter.

So, we’re offering more than 30% off our digital Fool Enchilada, and 20% off our “physical product” Enchilada this week only, through Memorial Day, next Monday, May 27th.

For this very limited time, we’re offering the Digital Fool Enchilada (4 60-minute Swami audio classics + two e-books) for just $29 ($10 off the regular price) and the “real” Fool Enchilada (4 Swami CDs, one DVD and the Swami for Precedent book) for just $49 (includes US shipping) … that’s $10 less than usual, and all that for a $111 value!  Oh, and the “real” Fool Enchilada Special includes two e-books that will be emailed to you as well. And … just for fun, we’ll throw in a FREE magnet of your choice. Plenty of fun items to humor yourself and others.

Order here.

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