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Om Made Gifts From the Swami!

“There’s no place like Om for the holidays.” – Swami Beyondananda Dear Friends: What with the over-commercialization of the Holiday season (heck, the over-commercialization of everything), many folks have gotten turned off to the holiday gift giving ritual.  If you’re … Continue reading

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Amazing Grace and Profound Gratitude

  Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday, and not just because I love turkey and dressing.  I’m grateful that we have set aside a day expressly to express gratitude, which is why I find it more heartfelt to send … Continue reading

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Daily Laughsitives

“Of course Jesus believed in evolution. Otherwise he would have said, ‘Now don’t do a thing until I get back.’” — Swami Beyondananda

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“We are not here to earn God’s love, we’re here to spend it!” — Swami Beyondananda

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Swami’s Political Dictionary

Smartyrdom: A smarter-than-thou attitude that causes the sufferer to sacrifice being happy for being right.

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Daily Laughsitives

“Life is a joke, but God is laughing with us not at us. The Creator is tuned to the Comedy Channel, and we are what’s on. ” — Swami Beyondananda

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“If we want peace in the Middle East, first we must have peace in the Middle West.” — Swami Beyondananda

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Swami’s Political Dictionary

Upwising: An awakening awareness in the body politic that we the people have been hoodwinked by winking hoods, and that WE are the leaders we’ve been waiting for. See Political Climate Change

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“We have a deeply divided body politic.  Half of our population believes our elections are broken, the other half believes they are fixed.” — Swami Beyondananda

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Daily Laughsitives

“It’s time to fruitfully re-grow the Garden instead of fruitlessly scrapping over the scraps.” –Swami Beyondananda

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